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(this post was reblogged from mrgan)
… and then Sayid goes, “We call it… The Aristocrats!
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Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
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The iPad is an attractive, thoughtfully designed, deeply cynical thing.
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Earlier this month, President Barack Obama rescheduled his first “State of the Union” address so it wouldn’t conflict with the season premiere.
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First of all, find a monkey. Follow the monkey, and eat everything the monkey eats. If possible, eat the monkey too.
Ban McGwire from baseball
Apparently we’re not so much mad that McGwire used steroids for all those years—because anyone paying attention already knew that—we’re mad that he finally told the truth about it.
Mark McGwire deserves a ban from baseball more than any sympathy.
I tend to disagree, but an understandable opinion.
If McGwire’s admissions can serve any good now, it would be to prompt other steroid users to come clean. Confession is not only good for the soul, it would be very good for the game to get it all out now, once and for all.
Wait. What?
Maybe I’m missing something, but I’m pretty sure “Ban McGwire from baseball” and “prompt other steriods users to come clean” are mutually incompatible.
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In the last decade, according to statistician Nate Silver, there has been “one terrorist incident per 11,569,297,667 miles flown [the] equivalent to 1,459,664 trips around the diameter of the Earth, 24,218 round trips to the Moon, or two round trips to Neptune.” (Sadly, this does mean that in the future we can expect one out of every two round-trip flights to Neptune to be hijacked.)
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I’ve been and will continue to be candid in my opinion of my fellow MS1s, and at this point in the year, I can say to my class (as if they would even care) that on the whole, I do not love you. But I have grown accustomed to your face.
Natural Parenting
